Some Important Theological Questions are Answered if we think of God as a Computer Programmer.

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Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life?

A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables.

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Q: Why does God allow evil to happen?

A: God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier revs.

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Q: Does God know everything?

A: He likes to think so, but he is often amazed to find out what goes

   On in the overnite job.

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Q: What causes God to intervene in earthly affairs?

A: If an critical error occurs, the system pages him automatically and

   He logs on from home to try to bring it up.  Otherwise things can

   Wait until tomorrow.

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Q: Did God really create the world in seven days?

A: He did it in six days and nights while living on cola and candy

   Bars.  On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend

   Had left him.

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