Knowledge Sharing Man

1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.

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2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

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3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it.

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4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.

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5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

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6. A dog`s parents never visit.

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7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

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8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

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9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

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10. Dogs seldom outlive you.

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11. Dogs can`t talk.

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12. You never have to wait for a dog; they`re ready to go 24 hours a day.

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13. Dogs find you amusing when you`re drunk.

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14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

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15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

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16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

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17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

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18. A dog will let you put a studded collar and a leash on it without calling you a pervert.

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19. A dog won`t hold out on you to get a new car.

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20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don`t get mad. They just think it`s interesting.

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21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

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22. Dogs don`t let magazine articles guide their lives.

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23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.

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24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

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25. Dogs are not allowed in Maceys, Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.

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And, last but not least:

26. If a dog leaves, it won`t take half of your stuff.

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1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."

15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"

17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

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Nothing in this world is IMPOSSIBLE as the word is "I M POSSIBLE".

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Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.

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One thing you can learn by watching the clock is that it passes time by keeping its hands busy.

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The heart is happiest when it beats for others.

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The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little "extra".

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WOMEN'S WORDS

1. Yes  =  No

2. No  =  Yes

3. Maybe  =  No

4. We need  =  I want

5. I am sorry  =  you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk  =  you're in trouble

7. Fine, go ahead  =  you better not

8. Do what you want  =  you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset  =  of course I am upset, you idiot!

10. You're very attentive tonight  =  is sex all you ever think about?

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MEN'S WORDS


1. I am hungry  =  I am hungry

2. I am sleepy  =  I am sleepy

3. I am tired  =  I am tired

4. Nice dress  =  Nice cleavage!

5. I love you  =  let's have sex now

6. I am bored  =  Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance?  =  I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime?  =  I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie?  =  I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner?  =  I'd like to have sex with you

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An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.
She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck.
"Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going ?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"

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1. You can stare at any Girl....... 

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2. You don't have to spend money on her. 

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3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers. 

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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u. 

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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy. 

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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.  

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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family  life.   

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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters.  No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them. 

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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,  therefore, u'll sin less. 

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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her. 

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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

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17. No nonstop nonsense. 

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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears. 

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19. No tension. 

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20. You can be "urself" 

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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

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1] God knows everything. Internet knows everything.

2] God can't be seen, only its effect can be. Internet can't be seen, only its effect can be.

3] God is everywhere. Nowadays Internet is also everywhere.

4] Pursuit of God needs time/money/dedication. Same with Internet.

CONCLUSION: Internet is God!

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TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.
ELEVEN:

You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.
TEN:

You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.
NINE:

You smile when you hear his/her voice.
EIGHT:

When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.
SIX:
He/She
is everything you want to think.
FIVE:

You realize that you smile every time you look at him/her.
FOUR:

You would do anything to see him/her.
THREE:

While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.
TWO:

You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.
ONE:

You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.
NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST.......

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